If you want to kill your employer’s business
Try the following fine suggestions
-If you should engage in discussion during work hours, make sure it is the
2007 election issue and who should have replaced Obasanjo at Aso Rock. Or
better still the Shariamatter which has refused to die anyway.
-If you have a computer, use it mainly for sending and receiving mails which
are remotely connected to work. The computer is your best bet if you should
look busy to anybody. Spams will help you to elongate your time on the web.
-Put lots of books on your table and also on the floors around you. If you don’t
find enough, go out to buy computer manuals. They are usually fat. Don’t
worry about their hollow content. They are beautifully written after all and you
wont read them anyway.
-Always hold a document in your hand when moving round the office. It shows
people that you are heading for a meeting. Not newspaper please because
they may think you are heading for the toilet.
-Want more? See next slide:
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